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In response to Telepods of Doom

It is the year 2112. Telepods have been in use for a decade to instantly transport matter from one part of the universe to another. You are waiting in line with your family at a telepod station to go to Tau Ceti. In front of you in the queue you meet the inventor of the telepods. He tells you that the telepods only appear to move matter, what they actualy do is create an exact duplicate at the destination and destroy the original in the process.

Do you get in the telepod?



Richard Talbot argues for "Do not get it the telepod"
Mon, 01 Oct 2007 by archibaldtort
Rank 2. Average +0.7 ( 6 votes )

I would no more use a "Telepod of Doom" for transportation than I would a "Bus of Pain", a "Rickshaw of Destruction" or a "Personal Time Capsule of Discomfort".

Perhaps if the marketing guys got their acts together...

Alexandra comments...
Tue, 02 Oct 2007 by alexandra
Is this not more of a comment on the use of the English language and our penchant for ostentatious labels, regardless of accuracy, than it is an argument on this topic? (I know, I know, but I'm doing my best to be contrary!)
Mike P. comments...
Fri, 19 Oct 2007 by fatchicks
What about a "Paddlboat of Inconvenience?" Or a "Hand truck of Mild Discomfort?"


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